Maxwell "Stoic" Porter was added to Hip, thus creating Hip + Max in its most major evolutionary step. Mr. Stoic is a manchild, though improving every day. A master of -DISRUPT-, a mastermind of diffusion, and a constant source of broken chairs, this fully-developed, prepubescent boy is a force to be reckoned with. A kind soul and a thoughtful mediator, Max Porter is a blessing on this God-forsaken Earth, and a gem in this godless group.
Chairs Broken By Maxwell[]
Joe's black swivel office chair in the basement[]
Max was just sitting in the chair, and leaned too far back, causing the neck of the chair to snap. This happened twice in one day.
Joe's porch(?) chair[]
This chair had wooden armrests on it, and Max pulled the armrest too hard, causing it to break
Barbosa's chair[]
Max was just chilling on Barbosa's stool when one of the legs just gave way. Patrick took the broken stool home and his father fixed it and uses it to this day.
Dougus[]
Dougus
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